free cone day

went to get my certificate of non-criminal conviction at the police cantonment complex in the morning. i must say the building sure looks pretty big and grand and all, but nothing much seem to be going on. there was literally no one inside save for the security people at the entrance.

contemplated on going to town for a free ben and jerry's cone, but then decided against it. besides the fact that i have not fully recovered from my cough yet, i have a problem of going up to the counter at the scoop shop and telling the nice lady behind the counter "hi can i have my free cone please?" it just seems rather... vulgar. i dunno why.


anyways for those of you who are going to get a free cone, good for you. just so you know, satan created ben and jerry's, ben cohen (co-founder of ben and jerry’s) already had a quintuple bypass at the age of 49, burt baskin (co-founder of baskin robbins) died of diabetes, and you're probably gonna die the same way too. now go have yourself a nice free cone.

Bon Appétit!


+listening to: soul serenade by the derek trucks band