...from the director of the independence day and the day after tomorrow, came probably the shittiest movie that he probably directed so far, whoever he may be. i can't even be bothered to check.
that is the extent of the shitty-ness as far as the movie goes. i'm not trying to be cynical or overly harsh towards this film, but the amount of misdirection and deceit present in the trailers have seriously upset me. come to think of it, i had such high hopes for this film that even when people told me it was crap, i went ahead and saw it. it is therefore hard for me to remain objective on my perceptions of this film.
the poster, AND the trailer obviously showed the lead character having a go at the sabre-tooth tiger. that was the thing that attracted me in the first place. let's just say it turned out much differently, in an almost homosexual manner. some parts of the movie were so humorous, it got me laughing at a character's hair. other times it was so intriguing i had flashbacks about the commercials that were shown before the movie started.
and then there were those priceless moments where things that happened surpassed all logic and common sense. i had to constantly tell myself that "hey, wth right, it's 10000 BC, anything can happen". but surely, not dinosaurs and instant - resurrection - right - after - you - get - shot- in - the - chest - with - an - arrow? i mean even JC had to take a breather when he got crucified, before he got resurrected, no? so, wtf?
i can't even be screwed to say any more about it. the name is synonymous with horse manure to me from now on. now, the next movie that i'm dying to watch? IRON MAN. for starters it has about THE coolest sound track ever other than school of rock. the theme song for the movie? what else can it be, it's iron man of course! everytime i hear that satanic sabbath riff my blood boils! hope this movie is as good as its sound track goes.
cheers!
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