Oh shit, mommy and daddy are in town!

Disaster.
My mum and dad are in town to visit me. complete utter disaster. i don't need another 2 human beings breathing down my neck when i'm already catching all kinds of crap from myself because the results are coming out this friday. this is perfect. 3 days before the release of the results my parents drop in on me unannounced.
What the hell am i gonna tell them? that the results are out on friday? or... what the hell am i not gonna tell them? that the results are coming SOON?
And my mom will inevitably go on and on about the abrasions on my arms and legs and what the hell i'm doing with my life, etc. etc.
i'm completely shitholed. shitf*ck!