i'll be good uncle sam

hmm, tomorrow shall be the day that i officially get my stamp of approval from uncle sam's government that lets me legally study in the US of A

now the thing i'm a little worried about is the visa interview. i've already got the paperwork all sorted out, but somehow the idea of a visa interview irks me. partially because i've never had a visa interview before, and partially because i'll be inside uncle sam's embassy with those beastly looking armed guards.


i wonder what they'll ask me. no matter. erm... i hereby promise, with all my heart, that:

♣ i will not binge drink excessively while in the states
♣ no partying shall commence until thursday night
♣ partying will continue till no later than monday night
♣ i will not knock up random gals for no good reason
♣ i will not go on a rampage under any circumstances while drunk
♣ plastered-to-the-wall drinking shall only be reserved for after mid-terms and finals
♣ i will not attempt to commandeer any vehicle bigger than a bus while under the influence of alcohol
♣ i will not wet myself or vomit on someone else's couch/carpet
♣ i will not be a public nuisance on weekdays
♣ i vow to have nothing but the utmost respect for your national symbol - budweiser


there you go - my 10 commandments. now uncle sam, will you let me pass please?


+listening to: new york city by norah jones