battered and bruised

man i'm smashed. hammered. whatever u call it. i reek of alcohol, my piss smells like alcohol.

as you can probably see in the pic, at this juncture i wish someone would just shoot me in the head now. it feels like my skull has just shrunk 2 sizes and my brain is trying to bust out of it.

let me just do an overall summation before i completely lose my memory of today:

lunch
9 shots of 52% alcohol by volume chinese wine
2 bottles of beer

kbox
unfathomable number of pints of beer, between 5 people we downed 3 dozens

dinner
2 bottles of beer


this family reunion sure was fun, but it made me feel like crap physically. and it was noisy as HELL after all the gents (my 3 uncles, 3 cousins, 1 cousin in law, plus my dad) got piss drunk. and this is a whole new level of drunk from the chalet type of drunk. we're talking full grown men who love to drink here.

i was genuinely fearing for my life as i was forced to drink with them. it was also the first time i've actually seen my dad drunk, and he was acting like some INSANE shit.

i managed to take some pics at the kbox while the rest were parking (they were all driving under the influence after lunch, which is a miracle in itself that nobody totalled their car)

in case you can't read, it says budweiser, 160RMB for 2 dozens (pints). that's about 30 sing dollars.

drunkards trying to sing

i will so regret this tomorrow morning...


+listening to: my brain mashing against my skull